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Look, I'm so sorry. I knew I wasn't going to be able to keep up with Crappy Poem of the Day. It will return, I promise. I've just been super busy with car hunting since I smashed my last one. Luckily the hunt is over now. I've paid my down payment, and I'm going to pick up my new car after work today. It's awesome. I'll tell you more about it soon, and hopefully resume blogging as usual soon after that.